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GOLDEN

The Golden Goose

GOOSE

πŸ₯š 1 GOLDEN EGG / DAY
0% TAX
24K SOLID
HONK πŸ“’

Everyone spent centuries chasing the golden eggs.
Smart money buys the goose.

BUY ON PUMP.FUN πŸš€ HOW TO BUY
CA TBA β€” updating at launch
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$GOOSE✦THE GOOSE THAT LAYS GOLDEN EGGS✦HONK HONK✦$GOOSE✦DON'T KILL THE GOOSE✦GOLDEN EGGS ONLY✦
Chapter I β€” The Fable

THE LEGEND OF
THE GOLDEN GOOSE

In the old fable, a farmer owned a goose that laid one golden egg every single day. Steady. Reliable. Infinite wealth on a schedule.

But the farmer got greedy. He wanted all the gold at once β€” so he took the knife, cut the goose open… and found nothing inside. No gold. No more eggs. Nothing, ever again.

He destroyed the source of infinite wealth chasing a shortcut. Classic paperhand behavior.

$GOOSE is for everyone who learned the lesson: you don't slaughter the golden goose. You hold the goose.
The Golden Goose arriving at the gala
est. 600 BC β€” Aesop
Chapter II β€” The Numbers

EGGONOMICS

No taxes, no team allocation games, no rug. Just a goose, its eggs, and the people who refuse to kill it.

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Total Supply
One billion eggs. The goose laid them all at launch β€” no inflation, ever.
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Buy / Sell Tax
We are not the farmer. Nobody takes a cut of your eggs.
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LP Burned
Liquidity locked in the coop forever. The goose can never fly away.
Chapter III β€” Get Your Goose

HOW TO BUY

1

GET A WALLET

Download Phantom or any Solana wallet, on mobile or as a browser extension.

2

GET SOL

Buy SOL on any exchange β€” or directly inside Phantom β€” and send it to your wallet.

3

SWAP FOR $GOOSE

Paste the contract address into pump.fun and swap your SOL for $GOOSE.

4

HOLD THE GOOSE

That's it. One rule: never, ever kill the goose. HONK. πŸ“’

JOIN THE FLOCK

Thousands of holders. One golden rule. Zero knives allowed. Come honk with us.

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